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I’ve Been Carrying a Secret » 3 Months to Go 🤫

It’s time – IT IS TIME PEOPLE! I’ve been carrying a secret and I’m thrilled to be able to finally tell the world. Yes, yes, I’m a Mommy (again) but this time to a full-fledged course for the ‘Caterpillhers Academy’. That’s right, I’m currently working towards teaching a course (or two) for their Fall’22 Semester. And I cannot be more excited.

I get to share my love of Product Management with the world, and learn so much along the way. The entire course is divided into multiple modules, and I will be guiding future Product Leaders through 2 of them at the start and end of the course. My talks with the Founder as well as the Program Director have been highly productive, and so far the feedback loop has been seamless.

I’m happy to report the basic outline as well as the material for my modules have been approved and in the coming weeks, I’ll be working on video lessons that anyone gain access to if you are looking to join the magical, and often erratic world of Product Management. Program details will be announced soon, and I will share more information as soon as applications open. If you to wish to find out how I fell in love with Product Management, and why this could be the career path for you, then stay tuned!

Cheers & Much Love,
Ifrah.

Hello, Hello Everybody! Remember Me?

I’ve been MIA for nearly a year, and it is all because of this major shift in my professional life. Before you all get too excited, the shift is merely a change of time zone but to me it was more like the ground shifted beneath my feet. Between balancing work and family time, personal projects, additional learning, and even my blog got pushed to the side. And I’ve no one to blame but myself.

I’d like to believe, it was a struggle adapting to a new sleep-cycle (which it was) but it was more of me being the lazy cow that my brother (aptly) calls me. I genuinely wanted to fight the urge to leave the couch but add a Kindle to the mix, and what you’ve is 1 Ifrah, and a dozen alibis against everything I stand for — productivity, productivity & productivity. And I promise you, FRIENDS or THE IT CROWD in the background aren’t accountable for my 6 months of ‘Moo-ing Weekends’.

It hasn’t been a complete loss, I completed quite a few home projects; discovered my first gray hair; freaked about my age for the first time in my life; said goodbye to a couple of toxic relationships; overcame 3 very suspicious viral infections; purchased a new phone (Thank God before the recent economy crisis); got rejected by a suitor who was planning to leave Facebook and move back to Pakistan because hired help is cheaper here); and purchased my-very-own Netflix. So, technically, I’ve not been a couch-potato – entirely. At the risk of over-using the term ‘Burnout’, which at the same time, I think isn’t said enough, I think I also reached a saturation point after 11 years in the workforce. Ideally, I would’ve wanted to take a break, take a family vacation but who has that kind of passive income?!

Having said that, there is but one domain that I feel terrible about ignoring this past year. And that is ‘Learning’. My personal growth with respect to my field has always been extremely important to me. I feel my skills in 2022 are just about the same as they were in 2021. Work thankfully has been good, well at least that’s what I’m assuming, given they added a whole new department to my unit. But what about learning a new language? Or learning a new Stack? Or simply indulge in a Feature, I’ve never shipped before. I’ve been too occupied in delivering what I know best that I’ve managed to overlook what I don’t. And that has been bothering me lately. But fret not folks, I’m here to overhaul this situation, and of course the first, logical step is to revamp my website (for no particular reason). What do you guys think? It still needs a couple of bug fixes, and every website design I pick looks about the same but I love it. Furthermore, I’m going to enroll in a certification course to get myself out of this rut (for crying out loud, stupid SEO, stop with the red emoji, I don’t need sub-heading distribution in a personal rant, and I’ve no intentions of improving my SEO score).

Where was I. Ahhh, yes, getting out of a rut, and spending less time on my Kindle. Wait strike that. Getting out of a rut, and focusing on personal + professional development. So, here’s to a mid-year adjustment, saying yes to experiences, no to cold drinks and expanding my portfoilo. On that note, need a web solution, a mobile application or digital content? Hit me up. Maybe your project can motivate me to leave my reading couch — often.

Hope to see you on the other side of these terrible times and failing economy. Ciao!

Isolation Diaries: Hello, Brave New World!

Is it just me or did June fly by? Another month bites the dust as COVID-19 ravages through human civilization and we find ourselves between uncertainties upon uncertainties.

June was particularly difficult at home, June 17th meant Anas had been gone for 6 years. On the 18th, Areeb’s birthday as always was extremely awkward and soon it was Father’s Day!   

The precariousness of our times, leads to many wise and a few foolish decisions, for example, I decided not to buy more books up until I am absolutely sure of my finances. And then I decided to wax my underarms all by myself; I am sure you can filter the wise against the foolish on your own.

Work has been – well – when everything around is unprecedented, the one constant in my life has been my work and I am so grateful for it. Many of us continue to struggle with ends-meet and I feel privileged to be able to continue earning a living for the comfort of my home. Privilege – this word should hold new meaning in this ‘Brave, New World’ (thank you Aldous Huxley for that adequate term) for all of us.

For the last 4 to 6 weeks, there has been a constant inflow of information in regard to the #BlackLivesMatter movement. Although I come from a family where caste, creed and color does not decide how you are treated, sadly my culture dictates otherwise. 

I live in a country where daughters are weighed against the color of their skin and sons are measured against their monthly income. Structured Ignorance and Organized Racism prevails under the name of norm/tradition in Pakistan. And while Unilever – Fair & Lovely tried to address its brand name, Netflix shifted $100 million to Black-owned banks and the English Premier League printed ‘Black Lives Matter’ on players’ jerseys; our Mothers continue to hunt down the fairest maiden in the land. 

As businesses re-open across the country, my nation fails to pay heed to what the government and the WHO say. We can change democracies, ace Oxford/Harvard, beat England/Australia/South Africa/New Zealand at cricket, fight extremism, print 5.2 billion square meters worth of textiles but we cannot breathe through a mere 3 gram, non-woven polypropylene mask! When I see women in designer Lawn using iPhones at a Supermarket queue with no mask on, I feel compelled to stop and point. And I’ve done that on a handful of occasions but it still doesn’t seem to make an iota of difference.

Everyone is in a hurry to get back to the normal but what we fail to consider is that our negligence is only going to stretch this test further. I understand the economic downfall, I know we cannot stay at home any longer but would it hurt to wear a mask while doing groceries? Would it be the end of the world to let people pass through a narrow passageway and wait for your turn? Is it completely insane to maintain social distance in offices?

On bright side of things, Liverpool was crowned Champion(s) of England, I gave up on clean eating, organized my bookcases, watched all of Mahesh‘s movies, found a new favorite book and now TAX season is finally upon us, and as we say goodbye to a scorching June, we can only hope and pray that July brings what we call Herd Immunity.

I’d like to take this moment to acknowledge my privileges both in personal and professional capacities. And I vouch to continue to educate myself in and against Cultural, Economic Institutional, Sexual, Physical, Religious and Racial Discrimination in hopes that one day my daughter would not be required to send in her best-photograph for a match that is already made in heaven.

P.S. I broke my book-buying-ban of 3 months on June 18, 2020 but don’t worry, I donated 25 titles from my personal library and then bought only 5 new ones. But as Areeb says, “Sis, that justifies nothing…”. How is that my 22 year old, baby brother holds the sum of all that is true in the world today – nothing justifies, nothing

Meet My Millennial-esque Resume

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for the ultimate millennial profile! It is soooo adorable, I just want you people to see it:

And before you question the un-readable font and my choice of colors, remember; we are the ones staying indoors during the pandemic, we are the ones who care for the planet, we are ones paying-off loans and we are the ones who save up for a menstrual cup so we can continue to reduce our carbon footprint. So, don’t judge! XX

Isolation Diaries: 18-hour Shifts, Epilators & A New Favorite Book | Lockdown Day 41

Hello! Long time no see. It has been completely manic lately and I feel utterly blessed. Its been 7 weeks of lockdown and while on one hand, we are finally accepting the ‘new normal’, lack of funds and resources are driving people off the edge.

In the midst of these uncharted times, I feel blessed beyond measure that I have some kind of work to earn a part of my livelihood, I know its not the same with everyone. During a Pandemic, business owners and/or product owners wear multiple hats; earlier as my role as a supervisor, I now find myself splitting my day into 11 different functions across 18 work hours which is definitely challenging but also gives me the opportunity to learn new crafts. Turns out, I can build tech products and tabulate a P&L report as well!

When I am not lost among a bunch of metrics, invoicing and Kanban moves; I occupy my breaks with helping around the house. Now that we are home all the time, I decided to finally give my mother what she always wanted – a daughter who can do more than just boil the water. I try to prepare Iftari – Blessed Meal and take care of mopping and dishes. But it doesn’t help much with Mom taking it easy, she feels that tenacious need to do-over everything I just did. May be I am not doing it right or may be she is just being a Mother.

As I scrub down the floor, my baby brother often walks by and elucidates on how I am turning into a Gorilla thanks to all the extra ‘fuzz’ on my body. Two more weeks and I’ll be growing a beard. Years ago, my father was wonderful to get me a Braun Silk Epil that has continued to be my savior but once you go Wax, nothing else comes close! And as much as I hate to admit it, I miss my brow-lady and that familiar feeling of smooth, smooth underarms.

So work is erratic, TV is down, my Tech Lead wants “Flexible Hours”, vinyl gloves are running out, new books on Kindle are $10.99 a piece, Mom thinks I need to get married during Quarantine (as it would be easy to take a leave of absence from work *facepalm*), Areeb wants to have a BBQ party with his friends up on a rooftop which of course Mom forbids and I have absolutely no idea what to do about my growing love handles! All in all, we’ve air in our lungs, potatoes in the pantry and free movies on YouTube, couldn’t be more grateful.

And just when I thought my inability to concentrate on a book was spiralling out of control, I found a new favorite book! That’s right, imagine me advocating a book which is not ‘Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl’ or ‘Animal Farm’ or ‘Ghachar Ghochar‘ or the ‘Cormoran Strike Books‘; I fell completely in love with ‘A Gentleman in Moscow‘ by Amor Towles. This book is inspiring, smooth and sparkling filled with hope, perseverance, ingenuity and impeccable manners amid isolation. It felt like the most appropriate story for these testing times. I got my copy from Liberty Books and it is also available on Kindle, highly recommend it. And now back to our regular scheduled whining…

As Rachel said, “The nights are the hardest. But then the day comes and that’s every bit as hard as the night. And then the night comes again…”; I think that’s the one feeling that we all share right now, all it took was 1 pandemic to bring the human race together like never before. Everyday we wake-up, work, eat and sleep in the same surrounding and yet we are confronted with life’s greatest challenges – ranging from tackling the bills on the counter to deciding Saturday night’s movie/film pick.

If you are still reading my babble, I hope you are taking care of yourself and I pray that this ordeal will soon come to an end with nothing but the good and pure remaining.

 

Isolation Diaries: 2 Weeks of Uncertainty, Books & Extremism | Lockdown Day 15

Ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to announce that we’ve made it through 2 whole weeks of lockdown without murder, mayhem and only a few breakdowns.

It’s been over 2 weeks for ‘work from home’ and I am starting to lose it – seriously. I miss my office, my team, my desk and the fact I’ve zero tickets to resolve and zero moves on my Kanban board is driving me crazy.

Last Friday, I had my first, official nervous breakdown and I can no longer feel the ‘positive vibes’. People say, all this will end soon and we will go back to our normal lives. Does nobody realize that things will never be the same again. Hasn’t history taught us nothing? Take both the World Wars for instance, did we not witness a global shift? Or the Bubonic Plague and even the Spanish Flu, such pandemics lead only to far-ranging consequences that we cannot even begin to comprehend.

The COVID-19 outbreak has transformed our lives, disrupted markets, exposed political and economical incompetence. This could also very well mean the end of globalization and clearly a shift in the international power structure; from West to East. We are headed for a future with vulnerability and stiffer purse-strings.

Corporations, companies and even small businesses will rethink their decisions, partners and strategies. We will see lower profits but perhaps with much more stable and domestic backup plans plus reserves.

One thing is for sure, nothing will ever be the same again and in the midst of all this uncertainty, we need to find a way to “adjust” to the new normal. What actually bothers me is that I cannot even start to work to such habituating. This time space between isolation and working towards the adjustment is killing me.

In other news, I packed away over 700 books for sale and donation over the weekend, kept only my favorites (I think 379) and resolved to switch to e-Reading. I guess Quarantine does things to you!  Don’t get me wrong, this was not an impulsive move, my theory is, I will save more and hoard less when I opt for eBooks. According to my family, my decision will vanish once the Pandemic ends.

Moreover, I did catch-up with Manifest, I am not good at following TV shows especially after FRIENDS or Arrow but I just want to know what happened to Montego Air Flight 828!!! Is that too much to ask??? I’ve also tried a couple of recipes, managed to workout 11 days out of 15, and somehow kept my skincare game up. Am I doing isolation right? Haven’t baked or made Dalgona coffee or enrolled in any online course yet though.

I work from 09:00 AM to 06:00 PM, Monday to Friday, adhere to a routine, constantly look for opportunities, workout in the morning, consume healthy-esque meals and worry about sagging. But nothing works; precariousness eats me from the inside.

And just like everyone else in the Bookstagram or BookTube community, I too was thrilled to have all this time to read and I managed to complete a dozen books in about 10 days but for some reason since April walked in, I don’t feel the inclination. And I guess, I’ve nothing more to say.

Here’s hoping you are doing your best to stay indoors and attempting sanity. And its perfectly all right if you don’t walk out of this pandemic with a brand new set of skills. You are doing fine. We are fine. For This Too Shall Pass...

 

 

 

Isolation Diaries: Tough Times, Tougher Decisions | Lockdown Day 12

It has been close to 2 weeks to a lockdown in my province and things are not looking up. New cases surface every day, few people understand the meaning of social distancing and the rest can’t help but grapple with daily existence.

It has been difficult for both ends of the spectrum; tough decisions for employers and tougher realities for resources. I had to take a few unpleasant calls and come to terms with what I like to call “my career choices”. After all who needs a career in a recession right? (I’ve already stocked up on Potatoes and Condensed Milk). The very first step is to obviously tabulate savings against spending habits, followed by some serious but futile thought-process.

The good thing is my panic-attacks don’t dwell for long, I am able to quickly look away and engage in something productive like updating my resume, hunt for opportunities, watch Tutorials on Software Development or most likely open my blog and start writing.

Sweet lime juice, yoga, my TBR pile, YouTube tutorials and the fact that my baby brother and I watch cartoons every night at 07:30 PM continues to soothe my senses. If only reading made you money, am I right? I thought this would be my time to read everything that I had been putting off but turns out, when you are under constant trepidation of a draconian future, reading seems more like cheating on your responsibilities.

I’ve been utterly blessed with a family who is grateful of the fact that I am home, and my Mom constantly tells me to shut-down my laptop and instead read on the couch. But it doesn’t help with noggin and the constant thinking; the overthinking, never-ending planning and freaking out scenarios!

As soon as I am done posting this blog post, I am going to go down, fight over the remote with my baby brother, have a wholesome, home-cooked meal and then read into the afternoon but that constant “Where will the next paycheck come from” feeling doesn’t go away. Do you feel the same way? I am not really expecting an answer but just sending out my thoughts into the universe, is it the same for everyone out there?

No one knows when this pandemic will end and we cannot even begin to comprehand the lasting financial impact. We can only control what can be controlled, like discretionary spending, prioritize and do what’s best for our family. Right Pa?

Isolation Diaries: Top Tips for Mental Health | Lockdown Day 04

All right, time to showcase a tiny bit of positivity, and believe me its not something that comes natural to me. Here are my top 3 tips to boost mood, build resilience, and improve your mental well-being when the world outside is changing dramatically.

Tip 1: Start your Day with Movement

I could not recommend this more; you know all that crap you read on the Internet about the benefits of exercise, and how when you exercise, your body releases chemicals called Endorphins which result in feeling happier – turns out its all true. Before those 30 minutes on my Yoga Mat, I see the future collapse right in my living room but soon after, I am ready to take the world head-on. Start with a 15-minute stretch and gradually find your groove with a bit of help from YouTube.

Tip 2:  No Social Media Past 09:00 PM

They say in today’s day and age the constant consumption of information can be overwhelming, well what do you know, they were right about this too! Honestly to let go of mindless scrolling down one’s Twitter feed or Insta stories is nearly impossible especially when you know very well there is nothing else to do. However I’ve personally experienced the difference in the way I approach isolation as well as my sleep patterns when I forbid myself from social media. I understand that in uncertain times you cannot completely forsake your phone but try to limit the use of social media throughout the day and disconnect before hitting the hay.

Tip 3: Do Something You’re are Good At

Dedicate a part of your day when you are not looking for jobs online and calculating your savings. Impossible, right? But take my word for it, do something that comes naturally to you, something that you know you cannot fail at; opt for doing something that you absolutely love and it will do wonders for your mental health. Indulging in an activity you’re good at, and achieving positive results boosts self-esteem and helps you focus better on the things that need your attention for the remainder of the day.

Start with may be one and slowly venture into the world of bliss! And feel free to share your tried and tested formula to a positive mind-set. Kudos!

 

 

10 Signs that indicate you are the Manager at an IT firm

– You no longer can write using a pen. =/
– Keeping Google happy is more important to you than pleasing your guy.
– Everything in life is about SEO Compatibility. 😉
– You wish your cell phone had a ‘bold’ and ‘italics’ option.
– Your most prized possession is your jump drive. =P
– You find HTML to be more romantic than Shakespearean plays.
– You are more worried about your content writing then your dinner content.
– You start basing your relationships on keywords, tags, meta tags, keyword density, and back linking. =D
– Instead of emoticons like =) and 😉 you prefer using < p align = 'justify' >
– You think the best invention in the world is Google Analytics =P

TEN SIGNS suggesting he is the PERFECT BUSINESS PARTNER

10 – He possesses every possible technical knowledge to running a business but will never admit it in front of you.
09 – He is going to be a royal pain in your ass (pardon my language) when it comes to what you eat, when you sleep and precisely how much you eat and sleep.
08 – He will never agree with you, in any of the business matters. He will never like any of the suggestions you make for the company title, profile, content etc.
07 – He will have issues with meeting you but keeps pointing out how hard it is to work with someone you cannot face to face converse with.
06 – He will be consistently thinking of the Annual Profit Day and not focus on your business plan…!
05 – He will have a million things to discuss with you EXCEPT the Financial Forecasts…!
04 – He will give a damn about your work ethics or the legal regulations involved in the business.
03 – He will try to mess the whole theme of your work by forcing his hideous color sense…!
02 – He will let you do all the work ‘n’ worrying and reap all the benefits by just giving himself a fancy position like – Director IT or IT Operations Head.
01 – Whenever you freak over money matters, marketing proposals or word count, all he contributes is A BIG BEARY HUG…!!!!! =)