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Isolation Diaries: 3 Things I Will NOT be Doing Amid COVID-19 Pandemic | Lockdown Day 8

Yes, its dark and daunting, yes we’ve all the time in the world and yes its all about mental well-being but here are 3 things that I refuse to indulge in, no matter what!

Join TikTok

No. Nopes. Nada. Never! I will not be joining the infamous, video-sharing social networking service unless ByteDance decides to donate billions worth of canned food or fund mass production of COVID-19 vaccine.

Binge Watch Netflix

I no longer harbour the patience and perseverance required to watch a complete TV show. Those 15 minute compilations of ‘Top Olicity Moments’ over atYouTube are enough to quench my thirst of angst!

Redecorate

I will not give in to a home renovation project – irrespective of what my mother thinks! Do not have the head-space or the money to do so. I will leave furnishings and ornaments to the expert influencers over at Instagram.

Let me impose the gravity of the situation on to you (my reader), we are NOT STUCK inside, we are choosing to save lives. And we can do just about anything to keep ourselves occupied, entertained and in good spirits. But that does not mean that you will see me in a lip-sync video anytime soon!

P.S.

Work from Home Day: 12
Lockdown Day: 08
Books Read during Isolation: 9
Books Read in March: 12
Recipes Tested: 04
Floors Mopped Day Count: 08
Exercise Day Count: 07
Old Movies: 04
New Movies: 02
Breakdowns: 04

 

 

 

 

Isolation Diaries: Top Tips for Mental Health | Lockdown Day 04

All right, time to showcase a tiny bit of positivity, and believe me its not something that comes natural to me. Here are my top 3 tips to boost mood, build resilience, and improve your mental well-being when the world outside is changing dramatically.

Tip 1: Start your Day with Movement

I could not recommend this more; you know all that crap you read on the Internet about the benefits of exercise, and how when you exercise, your body releases chemicals called Endorphins which result in feeling happier – turns out its all true. Before those 30 minutes on my Yoga Mat, I see the future collapse right in my living room but soon after, I am ready to take the world head-on. Start with a 15-minute stretch and gradually find your groove with a bit of help from YouTube.

Tip 2:  No Social Media Past 09:00 PM

They say in today’s day and age the constant consumption of information can be overwhelming, well what do you know, they were right about this too! Honestly to let go of mindless scrolling down one’s Twitter feed or Insta stories is nearly impossible especially when you know very well there is nothing else to do. However I’ve personally experienced the difference in the way I approach isolation as well as my sleep patterns when I forbid myself from social media. I understand that in uncertain times you cannot completely forsake your phone but try to limit the use of social media throughout the day and disconnect before hitting the hay.

Tip 3: Do Something You’re are Good At

Dedicate a part of your day when you are not looking for jobs online and calculating your savings. Impossible, right? But take my word for it, do something that comes naturally to you, something that you know you cannot fail at; opt for doing something that you absolutely love and it will do wonders for your mental health. Indulging in an activity you’re good at, and achieving positive results boosts self-esteem and helps you focus better on the things that need your attention for the remainder of the day.

Start with may be one and slowly venture into the world of bliss! And feel free to share your tried and tested formula to a positive mind-set. Kudos!

 

 

Bajirao Mastani: Gorgeous but Muted!

As I always say before I write a movie review, “Beware, I am not a movie critic” but I just admire Anu Aunty too much to not pen one down. I might be a little late to offer my opinion but here goes…

As you all know, ‘Bajirao Mastani’ is Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s dream project and it took him 15 years and multiple castings to turn it into a reality. We would have probably seen Rani Mukherjee as ‘Kashibai’…don’t get me wrong, Priyanka Chopra was divine in the portrayal and I will get to that shortly.

As with his past projects, you can expect nothing less than grandeur in this movie but you already know of this thanks to perfectly edited teasers and trailers. So, let’s get into the nitty-gritties of the movie. First of all, let’s make one thing very clear; Chopra does not play a supporting-role in the story. I don’t understand why people have been saying, she has fewer scenes. Her role of a devoted wife lifts the screen and her one line: “Aap Humse Humari Zindagi Maang Lete Hum Aap Ko Khushi Khushi De Dete, Par Aapne Toh Humse Humara Guroor Cheen Liya…” describes her woeful tale in one go. Her confrontation scene with Padukone’s character ‘Mastani’ is brutal as well as poetic and allows us to understand that a butchered wife is just a wife after all be it in any era. Her performance is cinematically convincing and still very much human.

I think everyone will agree with the fact that throughout the movie, Deepika Padukone is simply and positively glowing! Hats off to Gabriel Georgiou who managed to give that ethereal glow aiding her character’s portrayal. Padukone herself is hypnotic and I know for a fact that her couplets/verses will be popular amongst the fans for a very long time. My particular favourite is the one where she submits to her secondary fate to Bajirao: “Ishq, Jo Tufani Duniya Se Bagawat Karjaye Woh Ishq, Bharay Darbar Mein Jo Duniya Se Lad Jaae Woh Ishq, Jo Mehboob Ko Dekhe Toh Khuda Ko Bhul Jaae Woh Ishq…”. Her stunts are no doubt fascinating but in my opinion, her role does not offer much to her other than playing a Muslim girl in love with a Hindu Prince. Apart from her fight sequence in the first half, the remainders of her scenes only show one emotion, one motive. I know, I know that’s what the role was but more could be done with the same emotion except narrating couplets and punch lines. But I must confess, some of them will go down in Bollywood history including:

Mastani: “Patni to Radha bhi nahi thi, lekin Krishna ke saath log yaad use hi karte hain.”
Mastani’s Mother: “Wo bhagwan the!”
Mastani: “Aur ishq ibadat. Ibadat ke liye ijazat nahi li jaati.”

Mastani to Kashibi when she visits Mastani Mahal: “Aapne yaha aa ke Bundelkhand ki is najayaz beti ko sindoor jitna jayaz bana diya.”

Ranveer Singh plays “Peshwa Bajirao I” and yes he has managed to do justice to the role. His dramatic dialogue delivery is more convincing in comparison to his warrior scenes. His intensity is exquisite when it comes to portraying the defenceless man torn between his wife and his love. His most remembered scene will be the one with his mother “Radhabai” played by Tanvi Azmi. How he leaves his thrown for Mastani is no doubt nothing short of brilliance. Just like in Ram Leela, his portrayal of intoxication is award-winning!

Now let’s get to the movie first of all, I would like to point out that the tagline of the movie is misleading. I was hoping to see a love story of Peshwa Bajirao but instead I only came across his marital and domestic problems. If we remove the tagline and do not pay much heed to the actual history then the movie is elegiac and a theatrical masterpiece.

The movie evidently does depict Bajirao’s struggles but sheds very little on his relationship with Mastani. I mean the iconic dialogue of Bajirao: “Baajirao Ne Mastani Se Mohabbat Ki Hai Aiyashi Nahi…” is perhaps the only romantic notion in the movie apart from a few hugs amongst the lead pair.

My favourite scene in the entire movie however is delivered by Padukone only where she defends how the colours red and green are not limited to Hinduism and Islam respectively. Personal Note to Mr. Bhansali, thank you for writing this scene; no one could have done it better. However, I am not happy with your decision of the poster; Chopra’s character deserved equal standing. This film equally belongs to her as it does to Singh and Padukone.

Shades of Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, Devdas and Ram Leela appear frequently throughout the length of the movie, especially the music. And references to Mughal-e-Azam are lyrically weaved into the story. However there is nothing more to the story other than an unnecessary overload of costumes, bedrooms and boudoirs. The movie misses a plot and the screenplay seems to be incomplete at various points. The climax is a bit-too-stretched without any logic and you find yourself not fully satisfied. All in all – the movie offers glory and elegance of 1700s but lacks substance and proves to be over-ambitious.

P.S – In spite of everything else the movie has managed to do exactly what Veer Zaara did! The two names will forever be remembered together by all Bollywood fans and just not by historians or scholars.

Manto: The Thin Line between Passion and Obsession

Before I even attempt to writing a movie review (air quotes), I feel it is my responsibility to tell you all that I am no Anu Aunty (Anupama Chopra) and I can hardly distinguish between cinematic brilliance and commercial paranoia. And the following is just my personal rant on the movie in-question.

However, I can say without a shadow of doubt that ‘Manto’ introduced me to the genius that my country is capable of. The story of a man who wrote beyond reason or rhyme has managed to do the unthinkable: made me want to read Urdu Literature.

Before we even begin to explore the many layers of this picturesque masterpiece, I want to take this moment and forward my gratitude to Sarmad Khoosat not because he chose this subject but for the sole reason that he decided to portray this infamous protagonist. His commitment to his character not only translates on-screen but also reminds us of the phenomenon that the writer was.

The opening sequence of the movie in hues of grey, with vivid red splashed all over is nothing short of sheer genius. I hope the people, and the film critics of this country understand and appreciate how beautifully this sequence has depicted everything that is bad about our society. I felt as if I was watching some Hollywood, Oscar winning direction and little did I know that there was more to come.

The first half of the movie mainly deals with the many characters that Manto penned and invited the wrath of many simultaneously. The presence of many familiar yet celebrated faces of the small screen pretty much adorn Manto’s characters in essence and soul. I was particularly moved by Sania Saeed’s performance as Safiya/Beghum Manto who did full-justice to illustrating unconditional and patient love of a wife (including lighting a cigarette for her husband). I don’t know why but I just kept feeling sorry for her character – even more so than Manto himself. Does that make me a Feminist?

I have no authority to critic on Saadat Hasan Manto’s writings but his very writings for which he had to face trials multiple times stand true today as they did back then. His writings though perceived obscene and ghastly are in my personal view perfectly raised with this movie.

No review of this movie will ever be complete without endless praise for the cinematography and editing. The intensity of Manto’s stories and darkness his characters carried are shown in the rawest form possible and that is perhaps the best feature of the entire experience. Near the end of the movie, I did feel a little drag surfacing, you are certain that a scene displaying his insanity is the end and then bang – you are back to the storyline. The end did however come with some astounding voice-over.

The end credits precede with a short history of the writer and I thought that was definitely a nice, international touch or may be I just like reading a lot even in a movie.

Another thing that is of no-cinematic significance but seized ‘my attention’ is the attention to detail and I am not talking about costumes or the backdrops. You are completely convinced that you are in the 1950s right from bleeding lipsticks to the green-white cream cake. The ‘cigarette ki dabbi’ and the clipboard were too authentic to be just film-props.

All in all, you need to get up from that comfortable couch, start your engines and go to your nearest theatre. I was sincerely and not entirely swayed by the current revolution of Pakistani Cinema but this movie has ensured me that Lollywood is here to stay!

And if Sarmad Khoosat by some miracle, lands on this review, please for the Love of God, dub the movie in English, not just subtitles but dub the entire movie and release it worldwide!!!

Thank you Mr.Khoosat for Manto. Thank you so very much.