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My Resolutions for the Year 2016

Good Evening Everyone!

My new year typically starts from my birthday (January 14) just something I have believed in for a very long time. And every year a few hours before my birthday, I establish my resolutions for the rest of the year. Normally they consist of my personal and professional goals like becoming a published author or a world famous publicist or even manipulating Steven Gerrard into having an extra martial affair with me. But let’s get real; as long as I am alive and breathing in this society, I am never ever getting one of those. Chauvinist males, and worried mothers will never permit me to go further in my career and Alex Gerrard is way too hot to cheat on! So this year, I’ve decided to keep it relatively simple.

Here we go folks…

10) Get married.

09) Tie the knot.

08) Get hitched.

07) Jump the broom.

06) Say ‘I Do’.

05) Walk down the aisle.

04) Get spliced.

03) Go ball and chain.

02) Make it legal.

01) To read as many books as I possibly can before all the above. (You never know who you’ll end up with).

I am going to put my heart and soul into sticking to my resolutions and I hope you do too with yours.

P.S – Don’t feel too bad for me. Many girls in my country don’t even know the difference between a ‘wedding’ and ‘marriage’. Most of them don’t know how to spell this life-long voyage.

Cheers!